Reality Porn Sites - I’ve been in this business since 1997-98 full-time. I like to think that in those years that I’ve learned a thing or two – especially about search engines. I love Greenguy and Jim and I can say that it’s the only board that I post to regularly. I’ve always think I’ve been pretty cool about sharing useful info – you know, trying to be a good webmaster, contribute to this board, and trying to be part of the “community”.
Well some of the same things that have made me a good webmaster have also made me a bad businessman. After all, this is business – I forget that sometimes. I always thought that people who said “don’t share too much info…” were being paranoid. Now, I am starting to rethink all of that. Other webmasters may be part of the “community” but, at the same time, they are also the competition.
Why aid the competition? From now on any good info or tips that I come up with, I’m just going to keep it to myself and spend my time implementing them than posting and telling other how to do the same thing.
A perfect example is, without naming any names, there is a certain webmaster that posts to this board on a regular basis that I have traded links with for PR purposes. This prick DROPS MY LINKS without telling me, while I leave his links up. When I go ask him about it – he makes some lame excuse about why he dropped my links. And all along he has been targeting some of the same terms, using the same strategies I use, writing his pages using examples of my code, copying my linking structures, and then do you know what this prick has the nerves to do?
HE TELLS ME THAT HE GOT HIS IDEAS FROM READING MY POSTS.
Well I guess I won’t be making that mistake again. You won’t see any more posts like this coming from me:
http://www.greenguyandjim.com/board...s=&threadid=855
http://www.greenguyandjim.com/board...=&threadid=1035
Now I’m starting to realize that part of keeping me successful is keeping the completion stupid.
Helping Other Webmasters = Shooting Yourself In The Foot
It’s a hard lesson to learn, but I guess its better I learned it sooner than later.
Jays XXX Links Awesome Editorials - I've been adding a lot of stuff to this site, which is a collection of stuff I wrote for
Consumtion Junction which is a pretty cool and sick website that you should check out.
Paris Hilton sex video - OK, yeah I do run this site and I did have the drop on when the video was to be released. It's coming out in December, weather she likes it or not. One thing I was amazed was the 50,000+ visitors that flocked to my site because I had a good listing for it in advance. Nobody ever signs up for that sex brat because the video is not available yet, but this will be as big, if not bigger than the Pam and Tommy video or maybe even R. Kelly - lol.
If you ever find yourself eating with a spork, and you are not at KFC, take a good look around you; chances are, you’re in a very bad place! Over the past month; I’ve eaten three meals a day with said utensil, watched over 492 hours of BET, and hung out with the likes of White Mike, Black Mike, Hound Dog, “Pops #1” a.k.a. Bad Breath Bernard, Wildman, Pops #2, and Easy-E. Know where I’m alluding to yet? Ok, here’s one more hint: You have to get used to taking a shit in front of large groups of people. Figure it out yet? Just in case my narrative skills are lacking, or you’ve never had the pleasure of a deluxe suite at the Graybar Motel -- I was in jail. The pokey. The bighouse.
I already know your next question. I’m sorry; I can’t answer it at this time. One thing is certain: once I drop the whole story on you, it will make alien abductions look like the office carpool. There will be a Pulitzer Prize winning account of this miscarriage of justice on CJ very soon -- believe that! It will blow your mind.
The good news is: I got out just in time to celebrate September 11th! No, I’m not some Jihad-loving Dune Coon sympathizer – hell no! As big a fan of schadenfreude as I am, few things can turn my stomach the way the events of 9/11/2001 did. Nope, like many others here in the USA September 11th is my birthday.
Yes, 9/11 has long been a very strange day for yours truly. Even before 2001, this day seemed to bear a Tutankhamen-sized curse. Here are some various lowlights from some of my past 9/11’s:
SEPTEMBER 11TH, 1997 – While traveling through South Georgia on my way to a birthday surfing trip, I am arrested for possession of LSD. The ordeal makes “Midnight Express” look like a slap on the wrist. Keep checking on CJ if you enjoy abject tales of human suffering. The whole tale will be told soon.
SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001 – My 30th birthday; I am run over (twice), blackmailed, and stabbed by a psychotic ex-girlfriend only hours before the planes hit.
SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2002 – My intake of Jagermeister, beer, and cocaine cause a 12 hour “rolling blackout” that would make California blush.
So what are my plans for 9/11 2003? If I can find one, I’m going to hide in the “black box” flight recorder that always seems to make it through those airline disasters; it seems like my safest bet!
Yeah, that’s right – when they hijacked those planes, they also hijacked millions of red blooded American’s birthdays with it. In the interest of keeping spirits high, I would like to issue this statement to all you fucking freedom-hating camel jockey Muslims on the behalf of all the Virgos born on this day:
“Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women – You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelheads!”
With any luck, we’ll all be eating a delicious rack of ribs off a strippers tits when you hear this! Hopefully, this will cause you to have stroke, die, and go to hell, where we will reappear with the stripper and the pork for an eternity of 9/11’s!
See you in Guantanamo Bay, assholes!
Happy 9/11,
